Did You Watch The Manning Bowl?
Oh sure, Peyton Manning beat his little brother Eli for the third time in three matchups yesterday, but but that doesn't mean their rivalry is over!
HOW TO REACT WHEN YOUR BROTHER BEATS YOU IN YOUR THIRD NFL MATCHUP
• During post-game handshake whisper, "That’s why Mom loves me best, b*tch.”
• A couple times every Thanksgiving dinner go, “coughSuperBowlcough.”
• Hide his stuffed Mr. Bear
• Call his girlfriend, impersonate his voice, break up with her
• Erase all his records on Xbox Madden
• Begin training regimen for daughters, tell them you expect them to avenge you in the next generation
• Go home, lay down in your giant piles of money and cry yourself to sleep