Top 9 Places I Don't Want To Eat On Mother's Day
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#9
The ball pit at Chuck E. Cheese
#8
My car
#7
And while we're at it, any restaurant that has a drive-thru
#6
Anyplace that offers unlimited breadsticks
#5
Anywhere with waitresses dressed in micro-mini-shorts, husband
#4
A rent-by-the-hour motel
#3
A public park (What? Those squirrels are real dicks)
#2
A butcher-your-own-meat, extreme farm-to-table, high-concept barn-restaurant
#1
My master bathroom, hiding from my family
