Top 9 Places I Hide From My Kids

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#9
Trunk of my car
#8
Behind the water heater
#7
In the crawlspace, with the possums
#6
Underneath their beds, with all the stuff they can never find
#5
Backyard toolshed
#4
Behind the kitchen island, cleverly rotating to remain opposite them at all times
#3
Laundry room, where I’m pretty sure I’ll never be found
#2
Neighbor’s insulated attic
#1
Deep In my own fantasies about Jamaica with Channing Tatum
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