Top 9 Places I'd Rather Be Than At This Bounce House Party

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#9
At the OB/GYN, where the small talk is less awkward.
#8
Giving blood, where the snacks are better.
#7
At the DMV, where everyone is at least 16.
#6
At the dentist, where they’ll put you to sleep if you ask nicely.
#5
Trying on bathing suits, because at least I’d be the only one crying.
#4
In a gas station bathroom, where the toilets are cleaner.
#3
At airport security, where at least I get my shoes back promptly.
#2
Stuck in an elevator, where the music is less annoying.
#1
Sitting in traffic, where I can curse out loud.
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