Pregnant Woman or Vegas Tourist?
It's a question that nearly all of us will face at some point in our lives: "Am I a pregnant woman or a Vegas tourist?"
What? Hasn't happened to you yet? Well, when the question comes up (and it WILL), you could be forgiven for not knowing, because both pregnant women and Vegas tourists:
- Sweat more than they should
- Have trouble shifting their bellies
- Overpay for bottles
- Wear decidedly unhip clothing
- Jockey for position at all-you-can-eat buffets
- Inevitably lose money on their gambles
- Have been known to vomit in public
- Have trouble fitting into their old bathing suits
- Have difficulty remembering what a normal sex life is