Top 9 Questions I Ask My Toddler When She Refuses To Use The Potty

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Why are you fighting me so much on this VERY SIMPLE CONCEPT?
Are you doing this to mock me?
You’re doing this to mock me, aren’t you?
Do you think you can sit around in diapers forever?
Seriously, did, like a toilet punch you in the face once?
Is the toilet haunted? Are you not telling me about some secret toilet-ghoul? TELL ME ABOUT ALL TOILET-GHOULS! New house rule.
Can you tell me what’s preferable about having poop smooshed against your skin?
Are there any other scenarios I can’t think of that would prevent you from just peeing in the potty already?
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