Top 9 Questions I Ask My Toddler When She Refuses To Use The Potty

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#9
Why are you fighting me so much on this VERY SIMPLE CONCEPT?
#8
Are you doing this to mock me?
#7
You’re doing this to mock me, aren’t you?
#6
Do you think you can sit around in diapers forever?
#5
Seriously, did, like a toilet punch you in the face once?
#4
Is the toilet haunted? Are you not telling me about some secret toilet-ghoul? TELL ME ABOUT ALL TOILET-GHOULS! New house rule.
#3
Can you tell me what’s preferable about having poop smooshed against your skin?
#2
Are there any other scenarios I can’t think of that would prevent you from just peeing in the potty already?
#1
DO YOU HATE ME?
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