Top 9 Questions I Don't Want To Be Asked On Mother's Day
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#9
“Sh*t, today is Mother’s Day?”
#8
“Honey, where are the kids?”
#7
“Do you want to supersize that?”
#6
“Umm, Mom… can you drive me to the free clinic?”
#5
“Is it okay that I ate all my LEGO men?”
#4
“Are you sure Lady Gaga isn't my real mommy?”
#3
“How much do you love my new I <3 Mom tattoo?”
#2
“WHY ISN’T THERE A KIDS DAY???”
#1
“Sorry ma’am, we’re out of mimosas. Can I get you something non-alcoholic?”
