Top 9 Questions My Kids Ask Me Before 6 AM

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#9
Are you awake?
#8
Can I have some gum/popsicles/cotton candy?
#7
Do we have any glue?
#6
Can you help me get my Squinkies out of the toilet?
#5
Can I have a clean pair of underwear?
#4
Where do babies come from?
#3
Do I have to go to school today?
#2
Why is the dog just throwing up on my bed?
#1
Where’s that thing you bought me, last year, from that place?
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