Top 9 Questions My Kids Ask Me Before 6 AM
Are you awake?
Can I have some gum/popsicles/cotton candy?
Do we have any glue?
Can you help me get my Squinkies out of the toilet?
Can I have a clean pair of underwear?
Where do babies come from?
Do I have to go to school today?
Why is the dog just throwing up on my bed?
Where’s that thing you bought me, last year, from that place?