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Who do Santa’s parents call when he’s bad?
Do the Jewish kids get Santa eight times in a row?
If so, can we be Jewish now?
WHERE ARE THE REINDEER POOPS?
Are Christmas lights like airport lights that help Santa land safely?
If you don’t believe in Santa, does he take presents from you?
Do I leave Santa a tip?
This is OK with you, strangers just running around our house late at night?
Are all strangers in red suits OK to talk to, or just the old ones?