Top 9 Questions My Toddler Asked About Christmas (That I Can't Answer)

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#9
Who do Santa’s parents call when he’s bad?
#8
Do the Jewish kids get Santa eight times in a row?
#7
If so, can we be Jewish now?
#6
WHERE ARE THE REINDEER POOPS?
#5
Are Christmas lights like airport lights that help Santa land safely?
#4
If you don’t believe in Santa, does he take presents from you?
#3
Do I leave Santa a tip?
#2
This is OK with you, strangers just running around our house late at night?
#1
Are all strangers in red suits OK to talk to, or just the old ones?
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