Top 9 Reasons Atari Should Be The Only Video Game System Again
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#9
Ms. Pac-Man is a great role model for young girls. She ain't afraid of no ghost!
#8
There'd only be about five cartridges to choose from, and they'd all basically be spaceships shooting each other.
#7
No Atari game took 54 hours to complete and required the use of my credit card.
#6
The most violence you had to worry about was a frog getting splattered all over the highway.
#5
Q*bert never called anyone a n00b.
#4
You could remind your kids that Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man eat fruit and so should they.
#3
Kids would understand what 'It's on like Donkey Kong' means.
#2
JOYSTICK!!!
#1
I knew how to freaking play Atari games.
