Ms. Pac-Man is a great role model for young girls. She ain't afraid of no ghost!
There'd only be about five cartridges to choose from, and they'd all basically be spaceships shooting each other.
No Atari game took 54 hours to complete and required the use of my credit card.
The most violence you had to worry about was a frog getting splattered all over the highway.
Q*bert never called anyone a n00b.
You could remind your kids that Mr. and Mrs. Pac-Man eat fruit and so should they.
Kids would understand what 'It's on like Donkey Kong' means.
I knew how to freaking play Atari games.