Top 9 Reasons Why Father's Day Should Be Replaced By A Second Mother's Day
Moms deserve an additional day. THEY GREW AN ENTIRE HUMAN BEING INSIDE THEMSELVES.
Dads don't really need a holiday for the 10 minutes it took them to contribute to making the baby.
The last Mother's Day was, like, more than a month ago.
It'd be nice to have a second one since somebody forgot it the first time around.
Moms are still finishing the laundry that backed up after the first Mother's Day
While dads enjoy their day off, moms have to do extra work, thereby undoing any time off they had on Original Mother's Day.
That whole breakfast-in-bed deal was pretty sweet.
Yes, how unusual, a day for him to sleep in and then lie on the couch watching baseball.
How many dads would even notice that Father's Day was gone?