Top 9 Reasons Why Father's Day Should Be Replaced By A Second Mother's Day

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#9
Moms deserve an additional day. THEY GREW AN ENTIRE HUMAN BEING INSIDE THEMSELVES.
#8
Dads don't really need a holiday for the 10 minutes it took them to contribute to making the baby.
#7
The last Mother's Day was, like, more than a month ago.
#6
It'd be nice to have a second one since somebody forgot it the first time around.
#5
Moms are still finishing the laundry that backed up after the first Mother's Day
#4
While dads enjoy their day off, moms have to do extra work, thereby undoing any time off they had on Original Mother's Day.
#3
That whole breakfast-in-bed deal was pretty sweet.
#2
Yes, how unusual, a day for him to sleep in and then lie on the couch watching baseball.
#1
How many dads would even notice that Father's Day was gone?