Top 9 Reasons I Actually Go To Yoga

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#9
A Facebook status about yoga is much cooler than a Facebook status about grocery shopping.
#8
Child’s pose has nothing to do with the overpriced school pictures I just purchased.
#7
After spending all week bending over backwards for my kids, it’s nice to bend over backwards for myself for a change.
#6
I may not achieve a lifetime of inner peace, but I’ll take an hour of peace and quiet.
#5
All those Goldfish cracker calories aren’t going to burn themselves off.
#4
It’s amazing how perky my boobs are in the upside-down poses!
#3
One day of yoga justifies one week of wearing yoga pants.
#2
The sex noises made by surrounding yogis is the most action I’ve gotten in awhile.
#1
I’m actually talking about the new wine bar Yoga that just opened down the street.
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