Top 9 Reasons I Can Already Tell My Kindergartener Will Never Be President of the United States

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In America, every child has a chance to grow up to become President of the United States, right? WRONG. Not even close.
#9
He doesn't even know the name of our CURRENT president. He keeps calling him A-rock Bo-bama!
#8
When I asked him who he would choose as his running-mate he said SpongeBob SquarePants. What, he thinks he's gonna win an election catering to the "under the sea" vote? Pick someone from a swing state!
#7
He throws a tantrum whenever I make his bedtime story the Constitution.
#6
His speech at the supermarket checkout aisle on why I should buy him a pack of Skittles did NOT convince me to buy him a pack of Skittles.
#5
He couldn't even talk his way out of Broken Vase-Gate 2011!
#4
He's never even been picked to be the leader of the line to recess.
#3
Would the President of the United States carry around his stuffed turtle everywhere he goes? No, he wouldn't.
#2
On our trip to Washington DC, we took him to every sightseeing spot in the entire city and his favorite place was the McDonalds PlayPlace!
#1
We haven't told him this yet, but he was born in Mexico.
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