Top 9 Reasons I Know My Kid Hates Summer Camp
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Refers to his counselor as Warden Jeff.
Asked for a copy of "Shawshank Redemption" in his next care package.
Keeps referring to archery as living out "'The Hunger Games' for real, Mom, I'm scared."
Tells me how much he misses me and his father, which is just weird.
Apparently "Kumbaya" causes night terrors.
He started a petition to our congresswoman to ban wedgies and water balloons.
At the awards ceremony, he took home Best At Sitting Out Of Activities.
Made an SOS sign out of tree bark.
Calendar is marked with a big smiley face on the first day of school.