Top 9 Reasons I Know My Kid Hates Summer Camp
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#9
Refers to his counselor as Warden Jeff.
#8
Asked for a copy of "Shawshank Redemption" in his next care package.
#7
Keeps referring to archery as living out "'The Hunger Games' for real, Mom, I'm scared."
#6
Tells me how much he misses me and his father, which is just weird.
#5
Apparently "Kumbaya" causes night terrors.
#4
He started a petition to our congresswoman to ban wedgies and water balloons.
#3
At the awards ceremony, he took home Best At Sitting Out Of Activities.
#2
Made an SOS sign out of tree bark.
#1
Calendar is marked with a big smiley face on the first day of school.
