Top 9 Reasons I Wouldn't Let A “Grey's Anatomy” Doctor Operate On Me

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#9
They fail their boards, move back to their farms, then get re-hired. I don’t like the “farm” part of this process.
#8
Where do they get hammered? THE BAR ACROSS THE STREET FROM THE HOSPITAL. Seems dangerous.
#7
They kill patients “on accident.”
#6
They fall in love with patients “on accident.” Then they marry them “on purpose.”
#5
If I'm getting naked for McDreamy it’s not so he can operate on me.
#4
Meredith goes through such extreme trauma as Mommy issues, a drowning, a mass shooting and plane crash, yet is apparently A-OK to operate. NO THANKS.
#3
They’re all sleeping together! I don’t need bedroom drama near my appendix.
#2
THEY LOSE YOUR CHILD IN THE HOSPITAL.
#1
Doctors die in that hospital all the time! You think I’m gonna trust them as a patient?
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