Top 9 Reasons I Am Not Doing My Chores Either
I’m on strike until my allowance gets reinstated.
If I make the floors so clean that the kids can eat off of them, the kids WILL eat off of them.
I'm waiting to see if my vacuum turns into one of those self-aware deals.
Using the dishwasher is like… totally bad for the environment.
Ditto the washing machine.
Ugh BUT I WANT TO PLAY GAMES ON MY IPAD.
I somehow convinced my 7-year-old that sweeping the floor is a game, and I’m gonna ride that wave as far as it goes.
Technically It’s not “dusting” it’s “temporary dust displacement.”
Do all my chores just to have my kids undo them? NO THANKS, UNIVERSE.