Top 9 Reasons I Am Not Doing My Chores Either

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#9
I’m on strike until my allowance gets reinstated.
#8
If I make the floors so clean that the kids can eat off of them, the kids WILL eat off of them.
#7
I'm waiting to see if my vacuum turns into one of those self-aware deals.
#6
Using the dishwasher is like… totally bad for the environment.
#5
Ditto the washing machine.
#4
Ugh BUT I WANT TO PLAY GAMES ON MY IPAD.
#3
I somehow convinced my 7-year-old that sweeping the floor is a game, and I’m gonna ride that wave as far as it goes.
#2
Technically It’s not “dusting” it’s “temporary dust displacement.”
#1
Do all my chores just to have my kids undo them? NO THANKS, UNIVERSE.
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