Top 9 Reasons Memorial Day Weekend Sucks Now That You Have Kids
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#9
Preteens can turn pool noodles into lightning-fast whips of death.
#8
No amount of toddler whining makes it easy to barbecue up a bowl of Easy Mac.
#7
Beach days were much more pleasant before applying sunscreen became a 12-round prize fight.
#6
Memorial Day weekend is awesome! It kicks off the season of spending every day for three months with your kids. So wheeeee?
#5
Fireworks only go off when screaming children, and never your husband, are present.
#4
During hide-and-seek at the big block party, your kids always somehow find you.
#3
Everybody loves a parade! Except babies. And parents of babies.
#2
Beer pong may be fun, but when played in front of children, it kinda seems like a desperate cry for help.
#1
Who knew mini-flags were a choking hazard?
