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Preteens can turn pool noodles into lightning-fast whips of death.
No amount of toddler whining makes it easy to barbecue up a bowl of Easy Mac.
Beach days were much more pleasant before applying sunscreen became a 12-round prize fight.
Memorial Day weekend is awesome! It kicks off the season of spending every day for three months with your kids. So wheeeee?
Fireworks only go off when screaming children, and never your husband, are present.
During hide-and-seek at the big block party, your kids always somehow find you.
Everybody loves a parade! Except babies. And parents of babies.
Beer pong may be fun, but when played in front of children, it kinda seems like a desperate cry for help.
Who knew mini-flags were a choking hazard?