Top 9 Reasons Moms Aren't Allowed To Get Sick
It’s kinda hard to “sleep it off” when people keep banging on your door and screaming, “Where's Mommy?”
After two days, the house would resemble a garbage barge.
Your kids' homework won't finish itself. Unless Google does that now? Ooh, I should look into that.
With the amount of Nickelodeon that would be watched, your TV may explode.
Your kids think TLC stands for Tantrums, Late-Night Whine-Fests, Complaining.
Someone in that place would figure out how to post to your Facebook account.
Forget starving a cold — you’d starve your family.
Your kids can’t read a doctor’s note.
Good luck getting sympathy —you probably got it from your little germ factories in the first place.