Top 9 Reasons My Kids Don’t Flush The Toilet
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#9
You know how your cat brings you a dead bug like it's this fabulous gift? Maybe it's like that.
#8
Possible belief in mystical potty-flushing elvish creatures.
#7
Have you ever heard that thing go? IT'S SO FREAKING LOUD.
#6
Process would take much-needed 0.5 seconds away from Draw Something.
#5
Stupid school won't stop emphasizing the importance of "conserving water."
#4
Maybe he was courteously leaving as quickly as possible for the convenience of his brother?
#3
Got distracted by own belly button.
#2
In their defense, it's not like it's clean in there or anything.
#1
Remembering to wipe, flush and wash hands is obviously too much for a child to jam into a brain stuffed with names of all 649 species of Pokémon.
