Top 9 Reasons My Kids Keep Their Early Bedtime Throughout The Summer
Um, have you seen Alexander Skarsgard on “True Blood”? I can’t watch that with little sweat factories clawing at me.
Eh, it’s healthy or something?
I want seconds on ice cream.
I want seconds on ice cream plus the last of the Thin Mints that I keep hidden behind that expired sack of frozen peas.
Frankly, they’re holding me back in “Fruit Ninja.” DIE, POMEGRANATE, DIE!
It’s important to learn to fall asleep when it’s still light out. Y’know, to prep ’em for college.
That is Mommy’s special time to throw out broken Happy Meal toys.
They get up at the crack of f**king dawn no matter what time they go to bed.
It’s important to keep kids in a routine (LOL JK, I just need a moment to myself).