Top 9 Reasons My Kid's Prom Will Be NOTHING Like Mine
VIA: AcidCow
Unless, of course, kids these days are really into Def Leppard monster ballads.
# 9
I'm pretty sure no one chugs Zima in parking lots anymore.
# 8
We didn't text our friends when we were in the same room. We, like, went over and spoke to them.
# 7
I'd have never been allowed to leave the house dressed like Katy Perry.
# 6
Pfft. THAT's what you kids call big hair? Amateurs.
# 5
Low chance of impromptu breakdancing battles. (Her loss.)
# 4
What's a prom without empty bottles of Aqua Net littering the girls' restroom?
# 3
Kids today don't realize that gold lamé wasn't just a fabric—it was an ATTITUDE.
# 2
Nobody put Mommy in a corner.
# 1
Will ANYONE be slow-dancing to Stryper?
