Top 9 Reasons Sleep Is Overrated
And I'm not just making passive-aggressive jokes BECAUSE I MISS IT SO MUCH OR ANYTHING.
#9
I mean, who wants to miss "Kimmel"?
#8
It's really difficult to text while unconscious.
#7
Ditto Facebook.
#6
Much easier to hallucinate when sleep-deprived.
#5
If you're going for that hip bedhead look, they have hair gel for that now.
#4
Thomas Edison got fewer than 5 hours per night. Snooki gets 11. So it doesn't even work.
#3
No matter how hard you try to fall asleep thinking "Hugh Jackman Hugh Jackman Hugh Jackman," your dreams usually involve your fifth-grade teacher at a car wash.
#2
The likelihood of cartoon ZZZZZZZZZZs emerging from your mouth is very low.
#1
Why sleep? You're just gonna be up in 20 minutes anyway.
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