Top 9 Reasons Thanksgiving is So Much Better Than Halloween

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#9
You can reuse the same pilgrim/Native American/vaguely colonial costumes every year. Pilgrims don’t change!
#8
Elaborate decorations are unnecessary; throw a few pinecones on the table and you’re GOOD TO GO.
#7
Knocking on strangers’ doors in search of possibly safe candy is not required.
#6
Much lower chance of getting your house egged on Thanksgiving night.
#5
Out: Decorating pumpkins. In: Eating them!
#4
Your kids will not be high on candy corn.
#3
You don’t have to answer the doorbell every two to three minutes.
#2
Once the football game comes on, everyone pretty much leaves you alone.
#1
You get to eat like a pig, sleep like a baby and go shopping the next day.
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