Top 9 Reasons To Send Your Kid To Camp
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#9
You'll never need to have that awkward birds-and-bees talk. They'll learn allllllll about it at camp.
#8
Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Or something. Whatever, it's quiet in here.
#7
Counselors are trained child-rearing professionals, right? Poppin' out a couple babies hardly makes me one.
#6
Finally no one pouting because you want to listen to that Adele CD again.
#5
Removes most of the reasons for your in-laws to visit. (I mean, that alone is enough to make me consider boarding schools.)
#4
Eat junk food. Eat in the car. Eat dessert first. No more of this "setting an example" crap.
#3
You don't have to see their snotty little friends. (Why do I hate everyone's kids but my own?)
#2
R-rated movies every night? Sure!
#1
Your kids won't be at home for an entire month. ONE. WHOLE. MONTH.
