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You'll never need to have that awkward birds-and-bees talk. They'll learn allllllll about it at camp.
Distance makes the heart grow fonder. Or something. Whatever, it's quiet in here.
Counselors are trained child-rearing professionals, right? Poppin' out a couple babies hardly makes me one.
Finally no one pouting because you want to listen to that Adele CD again.
Removes most of the reasons for your in-laws to visit. (I mean, that alone is enough to make me consider boarding schools.)
Eat junk food. Eat in the car. Eat dessert first. No more of this "setting an example" crap.
You don't have to see their snotty little friends. (Why do I hate everyone's kids but my own?)
R-rated movies every night? Sure!
Your kids won't be at home for an entire month. ONE. WHOLE. MONTH.