Top 9 Reasons Why Being a Mom Qualifies You to Work in a Brothel
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So, OK, were not actually sure WHY a new mom would need to be qualified to work in a brothel. But it never hurts to be prepared and BOY ARE YOU:
#9
From the moment you start, your body is basically no longer your own.
#8
You learn how to do EVERYTHING one-handedly.
#7
You have to get down on your hands and knees to play whether you like it or not.
#6
You're accustomed to things being hard.
#5
At the end of the day, your primary responsibility is cleaning up random spills.
#4
For the kind of work you do, you should be getting paid about a hundred times this much.
#3
Your boss is demanding, wears mismatched clothing, and smells funny.
#2
You dream of being rescued from your life by an early-90s Richard Gere.
#1
You're screwed.
