VIA: Getty & Thinkstock
So, OK, were not actually sure WHY a new mom would need to be qualified to work in a brothel. But it never hurts to be prepared and BOY ARE YOU:
From the moment you start, your body is basically no longer your own.
You learn how to do EVERYTHING one-handedly.
You have to get down on your hands and knees to play whether you like it or not.
You're accustomed to things being hard.
At the end of the day, your primary responsibility is cleaning up random spills.
For the kind of work you do, you should be getting paid about a hundred times this much.
Your boss is demanding, wears mismatched clothing, and smells funny.
You dream of being rescued from your life by an early-90s Richard Gere.