Top 9 Reasons Why Dorothy From "The Wizard Of Oz" Is The World’s Worst Child

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#9
That girl will talk to anyone who so much as blinks at her.
#8
Where does she go during a tornado? To her bed, in our clapboard house. As if we haven’t drilled for this before.
#7
Apparently she has no problem getting strung out on opium with strangers.
#6
Tell her you’re a “good witch” and she’ll just believe you right away.
#5
Is rendered helpless by an hourglass, but will wander off her own farm on the slightest whim.
#4
Fails to run from lions, even when they say they want to eat her. That ain’t gonna work twice.
#3
No manners. She told everyone she’d miss the Scarecrow most of all! Rude.
#2
Didn’t even CHECK IN from Oz. We held a funeral for her, jeez.
#1
Killed two grown women who simply wanted her shoes.
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