Top 9 Reasons Why My Kids Will Survive The Zombie Apocalypse

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Listen, you don’t spend years playing zombie video games and not learn anything.
They’re really good at hiding. Once they hid in the attic for hours! (What, it was quiet so I stopped looking.)
They’ll eat literally anything off the floor, even in the presence of good cooked food.
No zombie is getting past the perimeter alarm: Barbie shoes, loose LEGOs, assorted stuffed Yo Gabba Gabba dolls.
Considering what they eat, my kids are about 70% preservatives anyway.
They’ve been taught that biting is a serious no-no.
They have boundless energy. Frankly the zombies will give out long before my kids do.
You’ve seen my kids. Their brains = not so appealing.
Thanks to the level of dirt and grime in their rooms, they’re already immune to the zombie virus.
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