Top 9 Reasons Why Toddlers Ultimately Win All Arguments
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They scream louder than you.
You aren’t allowed to stoop to their tactics, like taking off your clothes and banging on walls.
It’s impossible to reason with someone who’s basically all tears and mucus.
If you’ve taught them how to call 911, they have a distinct advantage.
Most people side with cute, adorable moppets over flustered women in sweats.
You use reason and logic; they use gut and throwing remote controls.
It’s either let them win or make a serious scene in the middle of a Target.
Toddlers don’t argue; they beat you into submission.