Top 9 Reasons Why Toddlers Ultimately Win All Arguments

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#9
They scream louder than you.
#8
You aren’t allowed to stoop to their tactics, like taking off your clothes and banging on walls.
#7
It’s impossible to reason with someone who’s basically all tears and mucus.
#6
If you’ve taught them how to call 911, they have a distinct advantage.
#5
Most people side with cute, adorable moppets over flustered women in sweats.
#4
You use reason and logic; they use gut and throwing remote controls.
#3
Their father.
#2
It’s either let them win or make a serious scene in the middle of a Target.
#1
Toddlers don’t argue; they beat you into submission.
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