Top 9 Reasons You Deserve the Title of "The Walking Dead"

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"The Walking Dead" is back on AMC — but don’t let them keep that cool “walking dead” moniker all to themselves. As a mom, you’ve earned it well more than any ridiculous "zombies."

#9
Unscientific studies have shown that shuttling children between soccer practice, dance class and Kindermusik takes years off your life.
#8
Anyone going for that “post-apocalyptic” look should consider filming in your playroom after 4 p.m.
#7
You can live for days on a handful of Cheerios and scraps of bread crust.
#6
What’s more terrifying than throngs of flesh-eating undead? Tweenage sleepovers.
#5
There are no "safe zones" in your house. Not even the laundry room. Tried it.
#4
You frequently wake to the sounds of bloodthirsty screaming.
#3
Zombie hunters get longer, more regular bathroom breaks than you.
#2
You can’t even stay awake for an entire episode of “The Walking Dead.”
#1
Zombies eat away at your brains, kids eat away at your brains… let’s just call it a draw.
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