Top 9 Reasons Your Family Vacation Sucked
#9
There's nothing more relaxing than sunbathing on the beach, feeling the ocean breeze and listening to your kids whine, "I hate the beach," "I hate the sun," "I hate the ocean breeze."
#8
In no time zone does 5:50 a.m. count as "sleeping in."
#7
Unlike the "Brady Bunch" Grand Canyon episode where Bobby and Cindy go missing for hours, your kids always seem to find you in 10 minutes.
#6
It turns out that bringing children on a plane is actually a miserable f**king nightmare.
#5
"Oh, they have a LegoLand here? Awesome. Yes, we'll forget the nature hike and the parasailing and go to LegoLand for four days."
#4
"All-inclusive" didn't include booze.
#3
Romantic time with hubby got pretty iffy with four children sleeping in the room.
#2
You basically traveled 1,000 miles to eat at an Outback.
#1
Crying? THERES NO CRYING IN PARADISE!!!
