Top 9 Rules That Apply To Both Preschoolers And Wall Street Bankers

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Greed is good. Also Skittles. Skittles and greed are good.

Listen to rules about fair play. Then ignore them.
Sharing is for suckers. Get all the good stuff.
If other people aren’t looking, take their stuff too.
Be a leader. It’s way more fun to boss everyone else around.
When you do something wrong, hide all evidence.
If you get caught, lie. If that doesn’t work, blame somebody else.
If answering might get you in trouble, pretend you didn’t understand the question.
When you get scolded, act like you’re really sorry.
Learn from your mistakes: Figure out how to be sneakier so you won’t get caught next time.
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