Top 9 Rules That Apply To Both Preschoolers And Wall Street Bankers

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Greed is good. Also Skittles. Skittles and greed are good.

#9
Listen to rules about fair play. Then ignore them.
#8
Sharing is for suckers. Get all the good stuff.
#7
If other people aren’t looking, take their stuff too.
#6
Be a leader. It’s way more fun to boss everyone else around.
#5
When you do something wrong, hide all evidence.
#4
If you get caught, lie. If that doesn’t work, blame somebody else.
#3
If answering might get you in trouble, pretend you didn’t understand the question.
#2
When you get scolded, act like you’re really sorry.
#1
Learn from your mistakes: Figure out how to be sneakier so you won’t get caught next time.
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