The show where moms sing in front of their children judges!
- All the judges would be sooooooo embarrassed.
- Most common judge response: "What IS that song? I've never heard it before. What is ‘Bananarama’?"
- Most common mom response: "You're just cranky because you need a nap!"
- Would mark the first time contestants audition with "Wheels on the Bus."
- If the judges are split, moms could pull the guilt trip card of "I carried you for 9 months before you could even be a judge!"
- Every judge would be wearing outfits just as nonsensical as Nicki Minaj.
- No mom would be named the winner because all moms are "looooosssssseeeeers!"