Top 9 "Sicknesses" My Kid Claims To Have To Get Out Of Going To School

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#9
Bacterial vagueness
#8
Infected by alien from “Alien”
#7
Radioactive hamster bite
#6
XBoxulism
#5
A touch of the Borg
#4
Swamp bumps
#3
Whoopi Goldberg Cough
#2
Werewolfism
#1
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