Top 9 Signs It’s Time for a New Bra

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#9
You’re worried the underwire is giving you tetanus.
#8
You realize your nude-colored bra used to be white.
#7
The clasp is being held closed by string, a rubber band and a prayer.
#6
Your belt is now doing most of the support work.
#5
You have a wardrobe malfunction every time you lean forward.
#4
You’re more comfortable in a bikini top.
#3
It has bigger holes than your fishnet tights.
#2
When you suggest your daughter needs to start wearing a bra for support, she suggests the same to you.
#1
The only thing it pushes up is your belly fat.
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