Top 9 Signs It's Time To Change Pediatricians
Asks you what that "weird blue line" running through your child's wrist is.
She keeps looking things up on Wikipedia.
Requests that you not schedule appointments when your child is sick because she has a thing about germs.
Refers to all newborn babies as "little balls of poo."
When you call the after-hours emergency number, you reach an escort service.
Answers every question with, "You have Siri, right?"
Subtly suggests your child could use a shot or two of Botox.
When you ask her where she got her medical degree, she replies, "Kinko's."