Top 9 Signs That You Need A Different Nanny

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A good way to tell: If you watch "Mary Poppins" and the kids start uncontrollably sobbing.
#9
Your children learned 10 new words this week. All four-letter ones.
#8
The guys at the tattoo parlor are always like, "What's up, ol' friends?"
#7
When you ask about career experience, the nanny replies, "I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
#6
Kids recently started asking for their OJ shaken, not stirred.
#5
Your child mentions the nanny's boyfriend was wondering where we keep the good silver.
#4
Makes offhand reference to no longer being allowed in the public library.
#3
You ask how long your little Emma napped today and the nanny asks, "Who's Emma?"
#2
Kids suddenly seem to know an awful lot about what's happening on the "The Real Housewives of Orange County."
#1
Tells you that she had to go to the gym for a few hours, so she left the kids with the nanny.
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