Top 9 Signs You Might Be An Overprotective Mom

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We all love our kids, but if that love means sealing them in bubble-wrap and personally joining them on every bus ride, then it might be less "love" and more "budding developmental disorder."
#9
How often do you find yourself staring at other children on the playground and growling? More than twice a day? Alright, then yes, that’s a sign.
#8
And the training wheels on the tricycle are kind of a giveaway.
#7
You've spent weeks trying to determine if your insurance plan covers microchip-tracking implants.
#6
You pre-chew all of his food. And you’re not a bird. And he’s 14.
#5
You've determined that child-safety bars aren't nearly as effective as simply boarding up the windows, hurricane-style.
#4
Your child’s request to the ice cream man must be shouted from your side, at least 10 feet away.
#3
The hand sanitizer people send you wonderfully thoughtful birthday cards.
#2
You make your kid wear floaties to her high-school swim meet.
#1
Before you let your mom in to visit you ask for two forms of identification.
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