You can finish this song, "Pinwheel, pinwheel, spinning around ..."
Every time you say "I don't know," you instinctively duck to avoid sliming.
Many of the jokes on “Ren and Stimpy” made sense to you.
You and your dad made vague strategies for the day the family went on "Double Dare."
You knew who lived in a pineapple under the sea before you had kids.
You named your first dog Porkchop.
You voted in the inaugural Kids' Choice Awards.
Instead of using popsicle sticks to build log cabins, you turned them into homemade Stick Sticklys.
There are like 9 million things you wouldn’t know if it wasn’t for Clarissa.