Top 9 Signs Your Child May Not Graduate After All
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#9
Ironed a (+1) patch on his letter jacket.
#8
Has started using air quotes whenever he says "Class of 2012."
#7
Seems optimistic about his chances to make the swim team next year.
#6
All the phone calls from people asking about the "brand-new cap and gown" listing on Craigslist.
#5
When you asked your son what he wanted you to fix for his graduation celebration, he replied, "Something that pairs well with extreme disappointment."
#4
You ask why he's not doing his homework, and he replies, "Eh, I'm just gonna have to do it again, right?"
#3
Casually asks how hard it would be to change a '12 to a '13 on a class ring.
#2
Tries to convince you that the graduation ceremony has been cancelled due to budget cuts.
#1
Cake reads "Wait 'Til Next Year!"
