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Ironed a (+1) patch on his letter jacket.
Has started using air quotes whenever he says "Class of 2012."
Seems optimistic about his chances to make the swim team next year.
All the phone calls from people asking about the "brand-new cap and gown" listing on Craigslist.
When you asked your son what he wanted you to fix for his graduation celebration, he replied, "Something that pairs well with extreme disappointment."
You ask why he's not doing his homework, and he replies, "Eh, I'm just gonna have to do it again, right?"
Casually asks how hard it would be to change a '12 to a '13 on a class ring.
Tries to convince you that the graduation ceremony has been cancelled due to budget cuts.
Cake reads "Wait 'Til Next Year!"