Top 9 Signs Your Daughter Has Chosen A Bad Prom Date

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# 9
You ask him what he's studying and he replies, "Chicks 101."
# 8
You recognize him from her science class, largely because he's the teacher.
# 7
His dress is prettier than hers.
# 6
Says he's excited to return to school for the first time since his '06 expulsion.
# 5
Has several dozen obscene tattoos. On his face.
# 4
He tries to buy weed off you.
# 3
He asks for your number in case things don't work out with your daughter.
# 2
He's chosen a corsage to match his ankle bracelet.
# 1
He's not wearing any pants.