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Well, you're showering every morning, which is nice.
Your minivan smells slightly less like soggy Goldfish now.
Babies R Us sent you a very thoughtful "We Miss You!" card.
Your OB sent your uterus a "We Miss You!" card.
You let your kindergartener use your old nipple pads as doll pillows.
Your husband has gone back to being your boobs' No. 1 fan.
You sold your Baby Bjorn at your last garage sale.
You no longer accessorize with spit up.
You've finally recovered from colic-induced PTSD.