Top 9 Signs You're Addicted to Your Smartphone

Read very carefully, because admitting you have a problem is the first -- SORRY hold on I gotta take this.
# 9
When you do a family head count, you start with the phone.
# 8
You didn't cry at the last funeral you attended until the minister asked everyone to turn off their ringers.
# 7
When your third-grader asks for help with his spelling homework, you strike up a game of Words With Friends.
# 6
When you call up Apple tech support, they say, "What's up, Linda? How are the kids?"
# 5
To maintain your current level of service, you've really cut back on the dentist.
# 4
Your children are getting emails from the producers of "Intervention."
# 3
Your phone has a name. And a monogrammed sweater.
# 2
You've ever said, "What do you mean you don't have service in this delivery room?"
# 1
Last night when your husband wanted to get frisky, you told him, "There's an app for that."