Top 9 Signs You’re Dying for a Vacation
You cry at Beaches vacation getaways commercials.
You put little umbrellas in your morning OJ.
You investigate how many days your kids can legally miss school.
You cry at cruise commercials.
You become jealous of people who go to Canada.
You cry at suitcase sales.
You keep referring to the bathroom as “the lanai.”
You cry every time you hear a Jimmy Buffett song.
You try on bathing suits. ON PURPOSE.