Top 9 Signs You're In For A Bad Parent-Teacher Conference

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#9
It begins, "I guess we should start by talking about the fires..."
#8
Your child’s “strengths” include “breathing” and “having arms.”
#7
There’s a chair in the corner with your kid’s name engraved on it.
#6
The teacher looks at your son’s name and says, “You’re his mom? But you look so normal.”
#5
You’re immediately handed a pamphlet titled “When Your Child is Terrible.”
#4
The teacher has requested that the principal sit in. And a few members of the high school wrestling team.
#3
Before the conference your child asks if he can stay at Grandma’s house “until you calm down.”
#2
The posted classroom behavior chart goes from “PERFECT” to “KEVIN”.
#1
The teacher starts by opening a bottle of wine and saying, “I think we’re both gonna need this.”
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