Top 9 Signs You're the Mother of a Preschooler

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#9
Instead of repeatedly humming songs in your head, you repeatedly recite “Brown bear, brown bear, what do YOU see?”
#8
Your weekend wardrobe consists of sweatpants, T-shirts, peanut butter and boogers.
#7
After a million repetitions of the alphabet song, you start to wonder if LMNOP is one letter.
#6
Christmas books in the middle of July = Why not!
#5
You find yourself screaming at the top of your lungs at least three times a day, not that anybody notices.
#4
You’ve memorized the nutritional information of Cheerios.
#3
You know that the Terrible Twos have nothing on the Tempestuous Threes or the WTF Fours.
#2
You replaced your old curse words with "Sugar!” and “Fudge!” and, when you’re really mad, “Oh snap!”
#1
You keep a running list of birthdays, doctor appointments, grocery lists and playdates in your head, and have no idea which room currently contains your keys.
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