Top 9 Similarities Between Your Baby And Your Turkey

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#9
Family members are always arguing about how best to handle them.
#8
Both have super-fat thighs.
#7
Both should be regularly basted.
#6
Both usually have something long and gross dangling off their chins.
#5
Both have been scientifically proven to cause exhaustion.
#4
You know you should be thankful for each, but God they're such a pain sometimes.
#3
You can't believe either would make you gain weight that fast, but here we are.
#2
Both run around aimlessly while making a loud and unintelligible racket.
#1
The nickname "Butterball" works pretty well for either.
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