Top 9 Similarities Between Your Baby And Your Turkey

VIA: Elyse Lewin/Brand X Pictures/Getty Images
Family members are always arguing about how best to handle them.
Both have super-fat thighs.
Both should be regularly basted.
Both usually have something long and gross dangling off their chins.
Both have been scientifically proven to cause exhaustion.
You know you should be thankful for each, but God they're such a pain sometimes.
You can't believe either would make you gain weight that fast, but here we are.
Both run around aimlessly while making a loud and unintelligible racket.
The nickname "Butterball" works pretty well for either.
Share this -blank-
 with your friends!
Tell us what you think: