Top 9 Spa Treatments I Would Rather Have Than Kim Kardashian's "Vampire Facial"
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Pregnant Kim Kardashian enjoyed a “vampire spa treatment” of having her own blood splattered on her face. Um. Here are my top 9 “spa treatments” we’d rather have:
#9
Let my kid sneeze directly into my face.
#8
Pretend that not showering for three days = deep conditioning hair treatment.
#7
Let my 4-year-old daughter give me a makeover. With markers.
#6
Back massage of having my child kick the back of my seat while I’m driving.
#5
Oatmeal facial applied by baby throwing breakfast at me.
#4
“Spa hand treatment” of slathering on hand sanitizer before donning latex gloves to clean our
bathroom.
#3
Accidental highlights from spilling bleach.
#2
Relaxing foot massage of walking across LEGOs barefoot.
#1
Enjoy another week of Norovirus “spa diet plan.”
