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Pregnant Kim Kardashian enjoyed a “vampire spa treatment” of having her own blood splattered on her face. Um. Here are my top 9 “spa treatments” we’d rather have:
Let my kid sneeze directly into my face.
Pretend that not showering for three days = deep conditioning hair treatment.
Let my 4-year-old daughter give me a makeover. With markers.
Back massage of having my child kick the back of my seat while I’m driving.
Oatmeal facial applied by baby throwing breakfast at me.
“Spa hand treatment” of slathering on hand sanitizer before donning latex gloves to clean our bathroom.
Accidental highlights from spilling bleach.
Relaxing foot massage of walking across LEGOs barefoot.
Enjoy another week of Norovirus “spa diet plan.”