Top 9 SpongeBob Quotes That Sound Dirty But Aren’t

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#9
"I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready!" —SpongeBob
#8
"The line for the Tunnel of Glove is filling up." —Nancy (fish girl)
#7
"You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night. Go ahead, guess! " —SpongeBob
#6
"Take it easy back there, fellas. " —David Hasselhoff
#5
"They don't call me Cheeks for nothing." —Sandy Cheeks
#4
"But first, I'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck and I'll need to remove your trousers." —Patrick
#3
"No, Gary, I like wearing my underpants like this." —SpongeBob
#2
"I like pie." —Patrick Star
#1
"Go out and get yourself a case of the Krabbies." —Mr. Krabs
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