Summer Vacations You Shouldn't Take Your Kids On

Anywhere too hot.

Anywhere too cold.

Anywhere that requires a car ride longer than 4 hours.

Anywhere that requires a plane ride longer than 2 hours.

Anywhere that requires any kind of bus for any amount of time.

Anywhere without indoor plumbing.

Anywhere without a stove.

Anywhere without the Internet.

Anywhere that involves people dressed in period costumes.

Anywhere that involves learning, lessons, history, information or education of any kind.